Rocket man

I packed my bags last night pre-marathon
Zero hour seven a.m.
And I'm gonna pee three times by then
I miss the 70s so much I miss Hogan's Heroes
It's lonely out in Vernon
On such a timeless road trip

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till my hamstring brings me round again to find
I'm not the thoner' I am in my brain
Oh no no no I have a cool moustache
Rocket man burning out his fuse out in Madison

Boston ain't the kind of place to bandit kids
In fact you have to qualify
And there's no one there to praise you if you did
And all these aid stations I don't understand
I ran a 3:15:58 I know that's pretty weak.
A moustached man, a moustached man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till my training brings me round again to find
I'm not going to weigh 179 again at home
Oh no no no Mr. sweet moustache
Rocket man got skirted 5 times in Madison